Bad Manners!

”The Ultimate pressure reliever.”

”Witty in a dim-witted kind of way.”

Play Bad Manners! – The clever fart puzzle

Join the Quest for the Ultimate farter! Guide your player through crowded places, push other people to trigger chain reactions, collect coins and survive the clock without losing patience. Reach targets to trigger Trials of Virtue  and hide your fart under thunder by pulling the right fingers in the nick of time. Or just pull a finger for fun’s sake! Master the art of Martial Farts, follow the path to become The Ultimate Flatulence Deity!


Watch how to play
 

Game Objectives

Play for coins. Race for the target.

Collect coins by creating push move chains of people. More people in a push chain combo means more coins, and some push chains are more valuable than others.

Hint: It pays off to be picky who to push.

Reach the target before time runs out or FartMeter tops out

Reach the target before the timer ends or the FartMeter tops out. Every second left on the clock awards extra coins. The target is a yellow tile with a star and can also be occupied by others.

Target reached: Trial of Virtue begins

Every level has a Trials of Virtue counter. You need to complete the required number of varied minigames in the given time to pass the level.

  • Memorize the lights
  • Pull fingers in the same order
  • Swipe a finger up to pull
  • Be fast!
  • Success: Stealth fart, coins for speed, Patience resets
  • Fail: You’ve been heard, no coins, no added Stealth Farts

Hint: Collecting more coins is always a balance between speed and creating valuable push move combos. You can’t have both. Develop a strategy and become the Ultimate Farter.

Rules

Heading decides everything

People have 4 directions. The direction people are facing rules whether a Push Move is possible and what their direction of motion will be during a Push Move.

Hint: Pull a Finger → Rotate Nearest People.

Push from side or back

To Push Move people or enter their tile, approach from side or back. Approaching from front is blocked. This applies to all people moving on the board.

Hint: If a chain can’t be moved, someone’s heading is blocking the chain.

Moving & Hints

Swipe route or tap a tile

  • Orthogonal moves only: up, down, left, right
  • Swiping makes a whole route from current tile to destination orthogonally
  • Tapping a white hint tile moves the player automatically
  • The player can move through free tiles and occupy a manned tile
  • Occupying a tile is called a Push Move
  • Other people move 1 tile per move

Read the board fast

  • White hint tiles mean possible Push Moves
  • Golden hint tiles mean Superpush! Swipe backwards
  • Other occupied tiles mean entry is blocked
  • Pulling a finger rotates the nearest people
  • Push chains reward planning, not random movement

How to Play

Watch a gameplay video here!

In-App Purchases

Czar Bomb

You’re about to release the power of the mightiest bomb ever. Truly a last resort game changer. Desperate times call for desperate measures. You’ll see a DAM DA DAM DAM THUMB extended when Czar Bomb is ready.
Read more… When purchased, You get a Czar Bomb for every 1000 coins you have and collect And every 350 and more coins collected in a level. TO ACTIVATE Swipe LEFT RIGHT on finger to remove the finger cap WAIT TO DETONATE on target Swipe LEFT RIGHT Bomb the target tile to cut the chase or shuffle the board with an earlier hit!

Higher coin reward Characters

These will come in handy with their higher Coin Rewards when you want to make real progress in the game.

Sounds & Effects Bundle

Getting tired of hearing the same old one-liners? Upgrade your SFX selection and enhance the gaming experience!

Extra Skins

10 new skins to play with iconic city views and more. Toggle on/off

Cheeses

The Highest Coin Reward Character. Become The One faster with the help of Cheeses, a world-renowned Fromagerie owner from Nazareth, Pennsylvania!

Legal

These documents are available below for players, parents, and app store review. Tap any section to open the full text.

Terms of Service

Last updated: August 18, 2026

These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your use of the mobile game Bad Manners! (“Game”), provided by Kaiser Invest Oy / Jorma Johnson (“we”, “us”, “our”). By downloading or playing the Game, you agree to these Terms.

  1. The Game is provided for personal, non-commercial entertainment use only. You agree not to misuse, modify, reverse engineer, or interfere with the Game.
  2. The Game may include optional in-app purchases (“IAP”). All purchases are processed through Apple App Store. Purchases are non-transferable. Refunds are handled by Apple. All purchases are final except where required by applicable law. You are responsible for any charges incurred on your device.
  3. The Game may display advertisements from third-party providers such as Google AdMob.
  4. You agree not to use cheats, bots, or exploits, manipulate gameplay unfairly, or attempt to disrupt the Game. We may restrict or terminate access if these rules are violated.
  5. All content in the Game is owned by Kaiser Invest Oy / Jorma Johnson.
  6. We may update, modify, or discontinue the Game at any time.
  7. The Game is provided “as is” without warranties. We are not liable for damages resulting from use of the Game.
  8. We may update these Terms.

Contact: jorma@jormajohnson.fi

Privacy Policy

Last updated: August 18, 2026

This Privacy Policy explains how Kaiser Invest Oy / Jorma Johnson (“we”, “us”, “our”) handles data in relation to the mobile game Bad Manners! (“Game”).

  1. We aim to minimize data collection. We may collect gameplay data, device information, and crash logs/diagnostics. We do not directly collect personal identifying information such as name or email unless you contact us.
  2. We may use third-party analytics tools, such as Firebase Analytics, to understand how players use the Game. This may include session duration, gameplay events, and device information.
  3. We may display advertisements using third-party providers such as Google AdMob. These providers may collect and process limited data such as device identifiers, approximate location, and ad interaction data. This data is used to deliver and measure advertisements. You can control ad personalization through your device settings.
  4. In-app purchases are processed by Apple. We do not collect or store payment information.
  5. The Game is designed for a general audience. We do not knowingly collect personal data from children. If you believe a child has provided personal data, please contact us.
  6. We do not sell personal data. We may share data with analytics providers, advertising partners, and service providers only as necessary to operate the Game.
  7. We take reasonable measures to protect data.
  8. If you are in the European Union, you have the right to access your data, request correction, and request deletion.
  9. If you are a California resident, you have the right to know what personal data we collect, request deletion of your data, and opt out of the sale or sharing of personal data. We do not sell personal data.
  10. Some devices allow “Do Not Track” signals. The Game does not respond to these signals, but you can limit data collection via your device settings.
  11. We may update this policy from time to time.

Contact: jorma@jormajohnson.fi

Parent’s Guide

Last updated: August 18, 2026

Bad Manners! is a light-hearted puzzle game with comedic themes.

  1. The Game includes cartoon humor, mild toilet humor, and no graphic or harmful content.
  2. The Game may include optional purchases. Parents should be aware that in-app purchases may be promoted within the Game. Purchases can be restricted using Apple device settings.
  3. The Game may display ads from third-party providers.
  4. The Game does not include chat, messaging, or user-to-user interaction.
  5. We do not knowingly collect personal data from children.
  6. We recommend using Apple parental controls.

Contact: jorma@jormajohnson.fi

Safe and Fair Play Policy

Last updated: August 18, 2026

We want Bad Manners! to be fair and enjoyable.

  • Players must not use cheats, exploits, or automation
  • Players must not manipulate gameplay systems
  • Players must not interfere with the Game
  • We may reset progress, restrict access, or terminate access

Report issues to: jorma@jormajohnson.fi

Accessibility Statement

Last updated: August 18, 2026

Kaiser Invest Oy / Jorma Johnson aims to make Bad Manners! accessible to as many players as possible.

  • We aim to provide clear visuals
  • We aim to ensure readable UI
  • We aim to support intuitive controls
  • Accessibility is continuously being improved

If you encounter issues, contact: jorma@jormajohnson.fi

Legal

Last updated: August 18, 2026

This page provides access to all legal documents related to Bad Manners!

  • Terms of Service
  • Privacy Policy
  • Parent’s Guide
  • Safe and Fair Play Policy
  • Accessibility Statement

For legal or privacy-related questions: jorma@jormajohnson.fi