”The Ultimate pressure reliever.”
”Witty in a dim-witted kind of way.”
Play Fart Attack – The clever fart puzzle
Join the Quest for the Ultimate farter! Guide your farter through crowded places, push other people to trigger chain reactions, collect coins and survive the clock & rising FartMeter. Reach targets to trigger the stealth fart reaction game and hide your fart under thunder by pulling the right fingers in the nick of time. Or just pull a finger for fun’s sake! Master the art of Martial Farts, follow the path to become The Ultimate Flatulence Deity!
Game Objectives
Play for coins. Race for the target.
Collect coins by creating push move chains of people. More people in a push chain combo means more coins, and some push chains are more valuable than others.
Hint: It pays off to be picky who to push.
Reach the target before time runs out or FartMeter tops out
Reach the target before the timer ends or the FartMeter tops out. Every second left on the clock awards extra coins. The target is a yellow tile with a star and can also be occupied by others.
Target reached: Stealth Fart Reaction game begins
Every level has a Stealth Fart counter. You need to complete the required number of Stealth Fart Reaction games in the given time to pass the level.
- Memorize the lights
- Pull fingers in the same order
- Swipe a finger up to pull
- Be fast!
- Success: Stealth fart, coins for speed, FartMeter resets
- Fail: You’ve been heard, no coins, no added Stealth Farts
Hint: Collecting more coins is always a balance between speed and creating valuable push move combos. You can’t have both. Develop a strategy and become the Ultimate Farter.
Rules
Heading decides everything
People have 4 directions. The direction people are facing rules whether a Push Move is possible and what their direction of motion will be during a Push Move.
Hint: Pull a Finger → Rotate Nearest People.
Push from side or back
To Push Move people or enter their tile, approach from side or back. Approaching from front is blocked. This applies to all people moving on the board.
Hint: If a chain can’t be moved, someone’s heading is blocking the chain.
Moving & Hints
Swipe route or tap a tile
- Orthogonal moves only: up, down, left, right
- Swiping makes a whole route from current tile to destination orthogonally
- Tapping a white hint tile moves the player automatically
- The player can move through free tiles and occupy a manned tile
- Occupying a tile is called a Push Move
- Other people move 1 tile per move
Read the board fast
- White hint tiles mean possible Push Moves
- Golden hint tiles mean Superpush! Swipe backwards
- Other occupied tiles mean entry is blocked
- Pulling a finger rotates the nearest people
- Push chains reward planning, not random movement
How to Play
Legal
These documents are available below for players, parents, and app store review. Tap any section to open the full text.
Terms of Service
Last updated: April 13, 2026
These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your use of the mobile game Fart Attack (“Game”), provided by Kaiser Invest Oy / Jorma Johnson (“we”, “us”, “our”). By downloading or playing the Game, you agree to these Terms.
- The Game is provided for personal, non-commercial entertainment use only. You agree not to misuse, modify, reverse engineer, or interfere with the Game.
- The Game may include optional in-app purchases (“IAP”). All purchases are processed through Apple App Store. Purchases are non-transferable. Refunds are handled by Apple. All purchases are final except where required by applicable law. You are responsible for any charges incurred on your device.
- The Game may display advertisements from third-party providers such as Google AdMob.
- You agree not to use cheats, bots, or exploits, manipulate gameplay unfairly, or attempt to disrupt the Game. We may restrict or terminate access if these rules are violated.
- All content in the Game is owned by Kaiser Invest Oy / Jorma Johnson.
- We may update, modify, or discontinue the Game at any time.
- The Game is provided “as is” without warranties. We are not liable for damages resulting from use of the Game.
- We may update these Terms.
Contact: jorma@jormajohnson.fi
Privacy Policy
Last updated: April 13, 2026
This Privacy Policy explains how Kaiser Invest Oy / Jorma Johnson (“we”, “us”, “our”) handles data in relation to the mobile game Fart Attack (“Game”).
- We aim to minimize data collection. We may collect gameplay data, device information, and crash logs/diagnostics. We do not directly collect personal identifying information such as name or email unless you contact us.
- We may use third-party analytics tools, such as Firebase Analytics, to understand how players use the Game. This may include session duration, gameplay events, and device information.
- We may display advertisements using third-party providers such as Google AdMob. These providers may collect and process limited data such as device identifiers, approximate location, and ad interaction data. This data is used to deliver and measure advertisements. You can control ad personalization through your device settings.
- In-app purchases are processed by Apple. We do not collect or store payment information.
- The Game is designed for a general audience. We do not knowingly collect personal data from children. If you believe a child has provided personal data, please contact us.
- We do not sell personal data. We may share data with analytics providers, advertising partners, and service providers only as necessary to operate the Game.
- We take reasonable measures to protect data.
- If you are in the European Union, you have the right to access your data, request correction, and request deletion.
- If you are a California resident, you have the right to know what personal data we collect, request deletion of your data, and opt out of the sale or sharing of personal data. We do not sell personal data.
- Some devices allow “Do Not Track” signals. The Game does not respond to these signals, but you can limit data collection via your device settings.
- We may update this policy from time to time.
Contact: jorma@jormajohnson.fi
Parent’s Guide
Last updated: April 13, 2026
Fart Attack is a light-hearted puzzle game with comedic themes.
- The Game includes cartoon humor, mild toilet humor, and no graphic or harmful content.
- The Game may include optional purchases. Parents should be aware that in-app purchases may be promoted within the Game. Purchases can be restricted using Apple device settings.
- The Game may display ads from third-party providers.
- The Game does not include chat, messaging, or user-to-user interaction.
- We do not knowingly collect personal data from children.
- We recommend using Apple parental controls.
Contact: jorma@jormajohnson.fi
Safe and Fair Play Policy
Last updated: April 13, 2026
We want Fart Attack to be fair and enjoyable.
- Players must not use cheats, exploits, or automation
- Players must not manipulate gameplay systems
- Players must not interfere with the Game
- We may reset progress, restrict access, or terminate access
Report issues to: jorma@jormajohnson.fi
Accessibility Statement
Last updated: April 13, 2026
Kaiser Invest Oy / Jorma Johnson aims to make Fart Attack accessible to as many players as possible.
- We aim to provide clear visuals
- We aim to ensure readable UI
- We aim to support intuitive controls
- Accessibility is continuously being improved
If you encounter issues, contact: jorma@jormajohnson.fi
Legal
Last updated: April 13, 2026
This page provides access to all legal documents related to Fart Attack.
- Terms of Service
- Privacy Policy
- Parent’s Guide
- Safe and Fair Play Policy
- Accessibility Statement
For legal or privacy-related questions: jorma@jormajohnson.fi